House Queer - The point you reach in which you start acting odd or queerly (not gay) due to a prolonged stay in your house. You can also become Came Queer which I am told is worse especially if it's at hunting camp and you are surrounded by guys who smell of sweat and beer. The only cure for being house queer is leaving said house.
I hate this time of year. I want to get out of this house! I have left a few times...It was Awesome...of course I have no place to really go so I find myself lingering a little longer at the grocery store when I am there...Or when I go to pick Zack up at school I get there 10 minutes early just so I can sit in my car and let the sun shine in on me through the moon roof.
On a more somber note...I hate being a freak of nature. I was at Walmart today buying a lift for my left shoe and a spacer for my right big toe. I have one leg longer than the other...I have a bunion on my right foot (Which sounds like something gross right. It just means the bone has turned out and rubs. It actually hurts a lot when I do yard work...) Anyway...When the kid checking me out said "HOW You Doin'?" To me I wanted to say isn't it obvious I'm not doing so great.... :) I'm a freak with bad feet LOL...To top it off of course today I am wearing my support socks because my ankle is swollen...GOD HATES ME :) Yeah! Bring on summer...Screw it...I seen uglier things than me at Old Orchard wearing thongs LOL....
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This blog cracked me up! Sorry you are stir crazy from winter but spring IS coming! I liked the thong response! That was great!
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