OUR HOUSE SATURDAY!

So I was going to BBQ but I am making Meatballs and spaghetti at the request of the ol' man! You're all invited! I've got darts...Or The Wii is always available...and don't forget good ol' drinkin' :)

Hope you can make it!

J~

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the game camera

Don't you wish you knew what it was ???

A Night At The Movies

So I went stupid crazy creating a "movie Theater" For us, and it came out damn good. I still have some finishing touches to add but over all it's coming along. I think we are going to have a "Movie Night" party. I am not sure if that sounds cool to anyone, but I think it would be awesome to pick a totally awesome movie to watch and have a few drinks and lots of snacks! What does everyone think?

Things.....Part Deux

1. fire alarms should only be used in case of emergency....Like if you don't want to go to class that day.

2. Two guys can "live" in a Ford Mustang.

3. You can bounce and vomit at the same time...(and still look sexy)

4. The ability to pick locks can sometimes be passed down genetically to your offspring. (Zack picked his first lock at 3 with a paper clip.)

5. A mag light and a dark room...You have a nice light show LOL (See the except from a blog I posted at the bottom...You all will get a kick out of it)

6. Watching streaming porn on your newly connected DSL connection can literally melt your lap top. AND though Jerry doesn't like it when you melt his lap top....He was pretty cool about it (the first time) :)

7. MRE's are great as long as you don't eat too many of the crackers.

8. Babies don't like camping. (that one is self explanatory I think)

9. Praying before you get on the Autobahn is always a good idea if Jerry is driving. I also learned that 190k is really friggin fast. (120+ MPH)

10. Never get a tattoo from someone drunker than you.

O.K. I was looking up some medical questions on one of the WebMD sites...And I stumbled across this heart felt thread ....


Hi,
I am 21 years old, and as far back as i can remember i have had one testicle bigger than the other, < left one is smaller than the right one>

Should i be worried ?
Because i have been sexualy active from a young age 12 or 13 i think, i dont have any pain or have any probblems getting and erection.

I am just worried would that affect me form having babies ?
for example -
have lazy sperm? low sperm count?? or firing blanks ??

Hope to hear from you soon
Thanx for your time.

Regards

AJ



What are the odds??????? Hmmmmm

Things I didn't know before I met Jerry

1. You can drive a Honda civic without floorboards on a tank of gas mounted in the back seat.

2. Shaky at best only works when the cop knows you.

3. When they say you can never go back to those high school days, it includes the parking lot.

4. Jumping out of second story math class leads to jumping out of airplanes.

5. You can take a kid on a bike out with a champaign cork.

6. When someone at a party yells go and starts stripping...It's better to just sit there and let everyone else run around naked...

7. Strip Darts

8. The German's hate BBQ's

9. If you don't have a stereo in your car the empty space easily doubles as a condom dispenser.

10. Smelling salt is not such a great idea

I could go on all day...maybe there will be more later :)

Three People Recover From Red Tide Poisoning

Three people become sick after eating "tainted" muscles.......

If only these people had been at the party on Saturday night....

They would learn that Red Tide is no time to eat anything close to a "taint"

I'm just saying........

I think even the weirdo's on "craigslist" know shit like that! Maybe not... Shrug....

For those coming over to my house in the near future don't be alarmed....Yes I shaved my "pussy" .....

My Cat you pervert :) He has hives and I needed to shave him to get the meds on him...Gosh it is fun at my house this week LOL

Partying with the TMI Gang!

All I have to say is .... If you shy away from discussions about anal sex....Lesbians (who is...who isn't...would you ever...and it's only polite to return the favor)...Ricks balls on film...dirty gestures...bad language...breakfast and punani..then...You should probably stay away from Rick and Colleens parties!

I had a great time...and there's a picture of my ass there to prove it.... :) Of course I am back too... LOL....

We had so much fun. AND the game camera has provided many new pictures to be "SWEEDED" for Jerry's future blogs. (Sweeded: See the Jack Black move "Be Kind Rewind")

Well off to clean my house...and pass out somewhere :)

Walk This Way

I was supposed to post this yesterday night but I was lazy and stuff .......

Now even if you don't like Run DMC...You have to admit this is cool and if Areosmith hadn't done this with them they might not have made such a big come back...

If you don't like Aerosmith then..Run DMC is cool :)

Swimmin'

I actually got in the pool today. I have to call the water "brisk" It hurt at first...but once I was in it was not too bad. (Just like sex the first time LOL) Anyway I had a friend of Zack's here and the twins. It was a lot of fun. I wish the girls were going to be here all summer. It was hard to say good bye to them knowing I may not see them for 6 weeks....(I will leave it at that or else this will become long and angry with resentment)

Gettin' excited for the weekend. I usually don't do the forth of July...For reasons perhaps obvious to some...but I am really looking forward to it. NOW all I need is a baby sitter. My sister is out...she wont be doing too good once the girls leave so she just didn't think she could. You know it's hard when you only have a couple people available to watch your kids. Next year I would feel OK to leave him by himself while we go out (I just wouldn't spend the night) BUT he is still a little needy and I don't quite trust him to take care of himself the way he should :) I am trying to cherish the next 12 months of preeness. :) I will figure out something with him. Even if I have to make Jerry ask his parents :) Cause I wanna get some drinkin' on :)

Well I am off to turn on the AC...It's yucky hot in here. Later all~