You Know You're A Freak When.......

So I was checking out at a store recently and this little kid about 5 comes running at me. He is so excited it just makes me laugh. He's dressed up in his halloween costume which is a Dr. covered in blood. He couldn't have been more than 5-6 years old. He goes..."Do you like "MY" costume?" I added the bloody nose and stuff cause it was cool HUH?" And I look at him and say "Yep it's pretty gruesome dude I love it." I happen to catch his mothers wide eyes staring at me. The kid satisfied with my answer goes running off to his mother and I can hear their conversation which ends with the mother going "No honey that's not a costume she looks like that all the time......."

Yep....That pretty much means I'm a freak!