1. You can drive a Honda civic without floorboards on a tank of gas mounted in the back seat.
2. Shaky at best only works when the cop knows you.
3. When they say you can never go back to those high school days, it includes the parking lot.
4. Jumping out of second story math class leads to jumping out of airplanes.
5. You can take a kid on a bike out with a champaign cork.
6. When someone at a party yells go and starts stripping...It's better to just sit there and let everyone else run around naked...
7. Strip Darts
8. The German's hate BBQ's
9. If you don't have a stereo in your car the empty space easily doubles as a condom dispenser.
10. Smelling salt is not such a great idea
I could go on all day...maybe there will be more later :)
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4 comments:
1. It is a handy feature for the "drive & ditch" if needed.
2. amen!
3. I never liked that damn parkin' lot anyway.
4. Airplanes are easier to hit the ground from I'll tell ya.
5. He had it comin'... plain and simple.
6. Look being first is always the safest!
7. BULLSEYE!
8. Only because we did it to the EXTREME!
9. Safety first.
10. Hulk SMASH!
I could go on all day as well.
These could go on for AWHILE! LOL and I hope they do!
I need rules on strip darts!
You will have to ask Jerry. I couldn't remember them well since I always seemed to be the one naked at the end :)
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